
The Pensioners and the Prisoners
Let's put the elderly in jail -
This way senior citizens would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc.
And they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A ‘guard’ would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their ‘cell’. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education. Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, and legal aid would be free on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens. Each senior would have a P.C. A T.V., radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints and the ‘guards’ would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone sitting in a chair they cannot get out of, staring at the wall or watching an unchangeable T.V. Channel. No news, no drinks after 4pm, bed by 7:30, lights out at 8pm and a tepid shower once a week. They would live in a tiny room and pay £1,000.00 per month with no hope of ever getting out.
Justice for all!!